Howard set for defeat thanks to noodles
April 15th, 2007
It looks as if the Labor Party is planning an election victory fueled on noodles. This comes from comments made by the new Labor hopeful, and former ABC presenter, Maxine Mckew.
A report in The Australian last Wednesday, suggests that the location for the new Bennelong Labor party electoral offices will be chosen based on its proximity to noodle vendors. (The basis for all good decision making.)
Yesterday afternoon she was off to inspect prospective electoral offices. “I hope I can find somewhere in Eastwood,” she said. “It has heaps of wonderful noodle bars.”
With noodles behind Maxine, Howard is in real trouble indeed.
April 17th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Paul put it much better when he texted the Noodle Unit Manager:
“Noodles power campaign that unseats bigoted PM. Howard loses battle for noodleland. McKew tips oodles on PM. Election 2007; meat & 3 veg versus noodleoodle.”
April 17th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Unfortunately the Rudd response will be “If Howard has meat and 3 veg, then I’ll have meat and 4 veg. Noodles are only for the lefty Green loons.”
April 18th, 2007 at 9:10 am
missed that … hilarious!